he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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