ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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