I'm drive I can fine osifer
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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