there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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