Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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