yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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