Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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