yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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