stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Randomize
