And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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