I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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