I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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