I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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