im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
My balls are so social today.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He did a backflip because drugs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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