is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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