I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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