69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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