MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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