what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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