I must be too annoying 4 u.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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