I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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