Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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