In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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