From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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