So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
My ass is underappreciated
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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