sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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