I got chris browned last night
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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