My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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