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VAGINAS EVERYWHERE

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they're staring at me

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(650): View more from California

i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug

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(916): View more from California

Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice

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(646): View more from New York

There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.

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Your pregnant arnt you

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(925): View more from California

Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.

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(636): View more from Missouri

maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.

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(775): View more from Nevada

You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening

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