its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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