im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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