he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Blood and glitter go together right?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
