I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's never too late to be topless.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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