is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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