1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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