Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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