I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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