I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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