im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
All the doctor said was why
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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