do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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