Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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