And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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