You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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