I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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