At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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