Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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