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(208): View more from Idaho

She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her

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(510): View more from California

just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back

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(801): View more from Utah

I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.

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(289): View more from Ontario

He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch

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