she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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