I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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