I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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