Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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