office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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