Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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