I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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