Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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