How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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