google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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