That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Text me some of your sweat
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